Save Canada’s Forests by surrendering your use of 3 rolls per week of “Plush” Bum wipe.
The voracious use of toilet paper in the United States — with the average American using almost three rolls each week and major manufacturers spurning alternative fibers — is destroying Canada’s forests and causing widespread environmental damage, two international environmental groups say.
A report on tissue paper use gave failing grades to the leading toilet paper, tissue and paper towel brands for using only virgin fibre pulp, mostly from Canada’s old boreal forests.
“Forests are too vital to flush away,” says the report, called The Issue With Tissue, released Wednesday by Natural Resources Defense Council and Stand.earth, international nonprofit environmental organizations that cooperated on the study.
The report hammered the three biggest tissue producers in the U.S. — Procter & Gamble, Georgia-Pacific, and Kimberly-Clark — over their big, recognizable brands such as Charmin, Cottonelle, Brawny, Bounty, Kleenex, Angel Soft, Quilted Northern and Viva.
“None of their flagship at-home brands contain recycled materials or alternative fibres, and each company misses other key commitments necessary to ensure their products do not come at the expense of the boreal forest,” according to the report. Source: National Post
Definition of Ass Clown: Stupid or contemptible person – A jerk; a buffoon; a person who is inept or ill-behaved to the point of being found laughable!
Yep, we are guilty and Sheryl Crow tried to get us to change many years ago!
In 2007, Sheryl Crow wanted everyone to use just ONE (1) Sheet of Toilet Paper to combat Global Warming! You could be allowed to use Two or Three sheets for a “Pesky Occasion”! In other words if you have diarrhea and crap all over, then you are allowed to splurge!!
According to Crow’s new strictures, the average person should use “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”. Further details were not offered as to the precise nature of these “pesky occasions”, though “we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work”, she insists. Source: The Guardian – 2007
Sheryl Crow accused of hypocrisy after ‘limit toilet paper’ plea
She was widely ridiculed for suggesting a limit on toilet paper usage in her bid to wipe out global warming.
Now singer Sheryl Crow is facing further embarrassment after being accused of hypocrisy because of her own carbon footprint.
The 45-year-old’s demands when she performs include an astonishing four buses, three tractor trailers and six cars. Source: Daily Mail – 2007
Watch this quick Humorous Video I put together to Celebrate Toilet Paper!
If you go to the store to buy Meat, don't run to the Milk section or the Junk Food aisle looking for it!!
The Meat Section is the True Gospel of Jesus Christ.
The Milk Section is likened to those who will not preach on sin and Hell, just a feel good message, the Social gospel.
The Junk Food Isle is the outright false doctrine AKA the prosperity gospel, name it and claim it, the Hebraic Roots movement and other false teachings!!
Feasting on just Milk and Junk will eventually cause you great harm, you can count on it!!
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