What is Ass Clown University all about?

First off, what is an Ass Clown?

Definition of Ass Clown: Stupid or contemptible person – A jerk; a buffoon; a person who is inept or ill-behaved to the point of being found laughable!

There are thousands and perhaps millions that fit the definition of an Ass Clown. It is also the definition of an Ass Hat. I like Clown better because that is exactly what they are. Clowns making Asses out of themselves. BTW, I was an Ass Clown in my younger days but thank the Lord I did not continue my studies and graduate!

Why Ass Clown University?

I pondered what to call it and at first secured the domain AssClownAcademy.com, which you can access as it is parked and points to this domain. I also acquired AssClowns.news and it too resolves here.

I decided on the university because the vast majority of the institutes of higher learning are universities. They are FULL of Ass Clown students and more important, Ass Clown Teachers, staff, professors and the like! That is the reason for the different Ass Clown Titles in the category section.

Definition of Ass Clown: Stupid or contemptible person – A jerk; a buffoon; a person who is inept or ill-behaved to the point of being found laughable!

Many of the graduates have gone on to teach at other Clown Institutes so they can indoctrinate up and coming Ass Clowns. Gotta keep a steady supply so you can stay in power!

However, these Ass Clowns are far more DANGEROUS than the Creepy Clowns in the news!

Which brings me to the next point.

The ones you will mainly see featured here are those who have earned their Doctorate from Ass Clown University. The curriculum is very easy and you write your thesis as you go along in life doing and saying really stupid stuff!

The Clowns that make the Deans list are the ones who are or were in Government, Corporations, Hollywood and Media. You know, the ones you see on TV or in the news pushing the agenda of the Luciferians, the New World Order!

I will add more as time goes on. There are many to add and I do not have the time or help to do it.

If you would like to submit one, write it up along with images and send it to the contact mail in the menu section.

I reserve the right to accept or reject someone. I will also edit text and or images if need be.


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